Thursday, June 26, 2008

The sun wasn't the only hot thing today...

Dear Lady at the water park today:

I applaud you and your self-confidence.

It is truly refreshing to see someone is who is not uncomfortable wearing a two-piece swimsuit even though you might not be the "ideal" size. I wish I were as comfortable in my skin.

The world tells us that only certain body types should wear a bikini. Do you listen to the world? No, you shake you fist and say, "I'll wear a bikini if I want to!".

Well, good for you.

Even though your belly rolls were lapping over the bikini bottoms, it did not bother you.

Just because the bottoms of your swimsuit were stretched to capacity, you did not let that alter your clothing choice for the day. Oh, to have your ability to block out criticism...

HOWEVER...

You are NOT at an "adults only" all-inclusive resort in Mexico.

You are in ARKANSAS at a PUBLIC water park with many, many CHILDREN walking around.

And they do not need to see your breasts hanging out of your bikini top.

Especially the teenage boys.

Next time you wear your "itsy-bitsy teensy weensy green polka dot bikini", please wear a tank top that covers up the "girls".

I'm confident the water park is trying to keep everything "PG" but your outfit today left little to the imagination and might be classified as "R".

Let your belly rolls hang out, don't have full coverage on your bottom, show us your many tattoos on your back...but, for the love of the wide-eyed children staring at you, cover up your boobs!!!!!!


Thank you.

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12 comments:

The Browns said...

This post was hilarious!! Well said!!

Amy S. said...

Yuck yuck! Doesn't sound like she was very fun to look at. She must have a lot of self confidence!!

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Elizabeth said...

And this is why you should take a camera every place you go...

Jenn said...

I am so glad that you wrote this...we took the kids to one of the local water parks here last week and I almost lost my lunch at some of the swimsuits that I was seeing!! Really, pasties are NOT in style!!!!

Sara said...

Yikes....just another reminder that I'm back in Arkansas!! ha ha!

Whitney said...

Aww.... i was hoping for a picture at the end! Love the post- hilarious! Not only is that gross, but you're right- not something I want my little Austin to see when he gets older.

April said...

Hysterical!

Chandra said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Beth (Henderson) said...

You make me laugh. I so enjoy reading your blog.

Cassie said...

My mother and I just had this conversation here in at Disney. We have seen more boobs than ever here. Not a pretty picture! I am grateful to those who cover themselves so my daughter(s) can see decent clothing options. What was even more shocking was the teen girls were this stuff and their moms walking beside them.

Supabloggasuprememama said...

LOL! get her!

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