My hip bones are connected, apparently, to my shoulder bones

I was standing in front of the mirror this morning, straight from the shower, crying looking at the enormous changes to my body. It's amazing how quickly the human body can become reconfigured.

My hip bones have taken up a new residence since I last talked to them. Apparently they were tired of their old address and decided to move...without discussing it with the landlord (me) first! It appears that hip bones have had a falling out of sorts because they moved further apart from each other. I wonder what could have possibly come between them that made them want to be distant neighbors?

Another crazy thing that happened to my body was that waist got lost somewhere. I looked and looked this morning for waist but couldn't find it anywhere. I hope it is just on a trip and comes back soon. We miss waist and felt waist was a vital part of our team.

Without waist to separate hip bones and everything above them, it looks like hip bones are somehow connected to shoulder bones...hip bones and shoulder bones are more like acquaintances, they get along for a while, but really need their best friend, waist to even things back out.

I heard someone say that missing parts or parts on a trip sometimes hang out at the gym. I figured it was worth a shot to go look for waist there. The person that told me about the lost and found gym said that I can take extra parts there too. Well, hallelujah! I don't know how, but saggy butt somehow joined our team! I do not remember inviting saggy butt to our house, but, being the good landlord that I am, I have let saggy butt hang around until I can find it a new residence. I am hoping that I can drop it off at the gym one day and not have it follow me home. I know we will all be glad to see saggy butt gone...it takes up too much space!

And don't even get me started about the most disgruntled member of the "house"! Chest is completely uncooperative! She (yes, chest has a gender) is constantly leaking. I don't know what her problem is, but I am going to have to call maintenance if this keeps up. And if she could just stay in the area that is designated hers that would be helpful too. But, she must miss waist because that is where she is heading.

So, I am off to the gym tomorrow. I might have to look for waist for a while and I don't know how long it is going to take me to give saggy butt the shake off, but I will prevail! The only reason I haven't been able to look for my missing parts yet is because Nora and Elyn have had colds. I wonder if they have had anything to do with all the craziness that has gone on with my body. Hmmmmmmm....