The sun wasn't the only hot thing today...

Dear Lady at the water park today:

I applaud you and your self-confidence.

It is truly refreshing to see someone is who is not uncomfortable wearing a two-piece swimsuit even though you might not be the "ideal" size. I wish I were as comfortable in my skin.

The world tells us that only certain body types should wear a bikini. Do you listen to the world? No, you shake you fist and say, "I'll wear a bikini if I want to!".

Well, good for you.

Even though your belly rolls were lapping over the bikini bottoms, it did not bother you.

Just because the bottoms of your swimsuit were stretched to capacity, you did not let that alter your clothing choice for the day. Oh, to have your ability to block out criticism...

HOWEVER...

You are NOT at an "adults only" all-inclusive resort in Mexico.

You are in ARKANSAS at a PUBLIC water park with many, many CHILDREN walking around.

And they do not need to see your breasts hanging out of your bikini top.

Especially the teenage boys.

Next time you wear your "itsy-bitsy teensy weensy green polka dot bikini", please wear a tank top that covers up the "girls".

I'm confident the water park is trying to keep everything "PG" but your outfit today left little to the imagination and might be classified as "R".

Let your belly rolls hang out, don't have full coverage on your bottom, show us your many tattoos on your back...but, for the love of the wide-eyed children staring at you, cover up your boobs!!!!!!


Thank you.